Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-priority:99; mso-style-qformat:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin-top:0in; mso-para-margin-right:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:10.0pt; mso-para-margin-left:0in; line-height:115%; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi;} Back to monologues: I greeted a guy who I thought was of a middle east descent with ,” salam walikum” He replied, “ F**k you too.” One of my friend who recently opened a facebook posted these ,” I’m very sad because my dog died, lol.” “ desh lai dubaye neta le..lol.” sambhidhan gayo golkhadi.. lol.” I came to America with 3 pieces of suits and 6 ties. (high hopes and dream job.. lol).The only time I wore was to a job interview at pizza hut :D. I tried to wear it second time at Dashain party. It didn’t fit. Thanks to pizza hut delicacy. Read it somewhere every 10 or 20 lbs you gain your penis get shortened by an inch….no wonder..why my fat ass BMW sounds like man sometimes. “Ghanta jasto bistara garana!!” Lol.. y’all know where it came from. We are so boka.. man. There are 40K plus sajha members and the ATM video has 40K plus views as well. Raise your hands if anyone masturbated on that ATM thing. My hands are already up. ;) I wonder & wish sometimes if god has given us the trait of boka. You know when you haven’t had sex for a while you smell like a boka and bakhri will follow you. Instead people invented this pornography and everything went downhill. I wonder why my wife does not have nice jugs and a$$… not her fault. Blame this on Priya Rai. The worst thing happened to me in America, chased by a stripper coz I was 2 dollar short for a lap dance.  I came here virgin & I was stupid coz I paid her to lose my virginity. It should have been other way around. Thanks everyone for tasting my "lauka" last time. Mangale     Last edited: 03-Jun-12 11:49 AM