[Show all top banners]

Lekhak
Replies to this thread:

More by Lekhak
What people are reading
Subscribers
:: Subscribe
Back to: Kurakani General Refresh page to view new replies
 A guy in Ktm wakes up from a comma.
[VIEWED 9506 TIMES]
SAVE! for ease of future access.
Posted on 02-11-14 4:21 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
Login in to Rate this Post:     2       ?     Liked by
 

A guy in Kathmandu, wakes up from a comma of 16 years. Here's his interaction with the doctors:
Doctors, "Congratulations!! You are back!!!"
Patient, "What do you mean?"
Doctors, "Well...do you have any idea how long have you not been awake for?"
Patient, "What are you talking about. I went to bed last night and got up this morning."
Doctor,"That's cute. You have no idea how long you have been in coma, how long has the world around you changed."
Patient, "What? I don't believe you."
Doctor, "Okay, ask us anything about present Nepal. You will be surprised how things have changed."
Patient, "OKay, do we still have loadshedding?"
Doctor, "Ummm...yes, but ask something else."
Patient, "Has Melamchi come to Ktm finally?"
Doctor," How about you ask us something else?"
Patient, "Okay, is Koirala still the PM and Nepali Congress still the ruling party?"
Doctor, "I think you are right. I think the entire country was in the Comma and you are perfectly normal. Nothing has changed."
 
Posted on 02-11-14 4:42 PM     [Snapshot: 32]     Reply [Subscribe]
Login in to Rate this Post:     0       ?    
 
 
Posted on 02-11-14 4:56 PM     [Snapshot: 65]     Reply [Subscribe]
Login in to Rate this Post:     0       ?    
 
 
Posted on 02-11-14 10:41 PM     [Snapshot: 379]     Reply [Subscribe]
Login in to Rate this Post:     0       ?    
 

"So, a guy wakes up from a period..." ;)
Last edited: 11-Feb-14 10:41 PM

 
Posted on 02-12-14 9:35 AM     [Snapshot: 626]     Reply [Subscribe]
Login in to Rate this Post:     0       ?    
 

This is awesome! This has been converted to an image to share in Facebook for more exposure!

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=747290551962769&set=a.192699430755220.46779.122084024483428&type=1&theater&notif_t=like




 
Posted on 02-12-14 10:25 AM     [Snapshot: 687]     Reply [Subscribe]
Login in to Rate this Post:     0       ?    
 

That was awesome Neo! Picture does add extra effect to it.

I realized this when I wondered how after 16 years of struggle, thousands of lives lost in the "peoples-war," and 1.5 decade of "revolution" we are back to where we started. Sometimes getting back to the starting line is also a progress (specially when you were going back), so let's hope this time we will have a real start.
 
Posted on 02-12-14 10:31 AM     [Snapshot: 691]     Reply [Subscribe]
Login in to Rate this Post:     0       ?    
 

That is awesome Lekhak. Long time!

A bit of pet peeve. Could someone change that last sentence's Comma to coma? unless of course you mean we're stranded in a , (comma) and fail to deliver a clause after that :)
 
Posted on 02-12-14 11:24 AM     [Snapshot: 771]     Reply [Subscribe]
Login in to Rate this Post:     0       ?    
 

He he he (crackle) very good one :) This must be party joke for politicians.
 
Posted on 02-13-14 11:25 AM     [Snapshot: 1303]     Reply [Subscribe]
Login in to Rate this Post:     1       ?     Liked by
 

Hi Lekhak, this was a very creative piece and I loved it. I was not sure if you created it so i put "adapted by sajha Lekhak". If it was your own then you deserve full credit for it because it was very aptly put! It is becoming one of the highest viewed posting in the sajha fb page! Kudoss to you once again!

Snurp I did correct the first 2 occurrence but missed the last one. Hope you can live with it since I can't change the pic in FB without deleting it.
 
Posted on 02-13-14 5:31 PM     [Snapshot: 1505]     Reply [Subscribe]
Login in to Rate this Post:     0       ?    
 

Anything to spread the Sajha massage; I am actually honored. I give credit to the eye-catching presentation.
It's all original by the way. Good catch snurp, I am seriously confused between coma and comma.
 
Posted on 02-13-14 7:24 PM     [Snapshot: 1570]     Reply [Subscribe]
Login in to Rate this Post:     2       ?     Liked by
 

This is really interesting. Thank you Lekhak, for sharing this and I admire your creativity.
 


Please Log in! to be able to reply! If you don't have a login, please register here.

YOU CAN ALSO



IN ORDER TO POST!




Within last 30 days
Recommended Popular Threads Controvertial Threads
What are your first memories of when Nepal Television Began?
मन भित्र को पत्रै पत्र!
काेराेना सङ्क्रमणबाट बच्न Immunity बढाउन के के खाने ?How to increase immunity against COVID - 19?
TPS Work Permit/How long your took?
चितवनको होस्टलमा १३ वर्षीया शालिन पोखरेल झुण्डिएको अवस्था - बलात्कार पछि हत्याको शंका - होस्टेलहरु असुरक्षित
Nepali doctors future black or white usa ?
Another Song Playing In My Mind
nrn citizenship
TPS Renewal Reregistration
हेर अमेरिकामा नेपालीहरुको बेज्जत
WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK ABOUT THIS?
Send Parcels from USA to Nepal & Worldwide.
Why is every youths leaving Nepal? Why are not youths entering politics and serving the country, starting business etc?
Is money sent to support family tax deductible?
Nearly one-third of Americans support autocracy, poll finds
Alert: Turbo Cancers: A Rising Global Threat
महँगो अण्डाको पिकल्प : कुखुरा र खोर भाडामा लिने
Informatica consultancy share
Travelling on TPS advance travel document to different country...
Are you ready to know the truth?
NOTE: The opinions here represent the opinions of the individual posters, and not of Sajha.com. It is not possible for sajha.com to monitor all the postings, since sajha.com merely seeks to provide a cyber location for discussing ideas and concerns related to Nepal and the Nepalis. Please send an email to admin@sajha.com using a valid email address if you want any posting to be considered for deletion. Your request will be handled on a one to one basis. Sajha.com is a service please don't abuse it. - Thanks.

Sajha.com Privacy Policy

Like us in Facebook!

↑ Back to Top
free counters