My sajha doctor asked me to fill out this memo:

Sickness started: Last year

Symptoms: Constant Craving, dizziness, aggravation and flirtation

Results: Mood swings (happy when complimented, sad and depressed when disliked and disagreed)

Longterm Effects: Hampering my professional and personal life.

Request for the physician/ psychologist:

I need mental therapy to overcome my sajha disorder. By the way, there are a number of others affected by this disorder too (they are probably reading my comment right now) Good luck doctor, please treat me and my friends for good.

Thank you for your patience.


Preeti

Dear Patient,

Thank you for filling out the sickness form. Your sickness is very common. It is so common that most of the time patients don't even think it's a problem. But believe me it is a big problem. This problem mostly hits patients between the age of 23 and 37. The clinical name for this syndrome is called NTGLM.

This syndrome was first detected in 1967 when Bekha Ratna of Gongobu tole complained of similar symptoms and extended periods of anxiety. Doctor S.K.S. Charan Devkota, MS, PHD, SLC, ISc,KG, Esq. of Bir Sajha Hospital did extensive research on this particular sickness and called it NTGLM Syndrome. You can read more on this research a the Cambridge Online Health Archives.

The syndrome was simply termed NTGLM, since it was nothing more than the Need To Get Laid More. Lack or less of getting laid during the critical reproductive stage in life, causes synaptic misfiring which causes all the symptoms that you have mentioned.

If you or anyone else is suffering from these symptoms please do feel free to contact me.

Sajha Doctor,

You seem to be rather naughty than emphatetic. I urge you to review your medical books one more time .It all started from my dawn of internet era. There are many victims of net nausea. Could you please suggest us something that will keep us away from sajha .

Addictive patient
Preeti

i meant " the dawn of internet era"

There was a link somewhere on sajha where you could ban yourself. You need to find that.

Dear doc and friends

I bid farewell to all. Time has come. I will dearly miss sajha but there are other important things in life that needs to be taken care of.

So I say goodbye :))

This is my last post, San Dai can you please ban me. Thanks.

Lots of love
Preeti R.

nooooooooo! you can't leave, preeti!

you'll come back. they always do......

Preeti, didn't you know SAN himself is addicted?!

Here is the natural control of error:
-A month of sleepless nights
-Bags under the eyes
-Low grades
-Taking power naps in the work loos
-Computer blackout!

Please stay! ;)

Ha ha ha you guys are funny

If preeti is ready to go........

There is no need to stay here for her niece/nephew......hehehe...!!!

I am another patient like preeti not on threads yea but on sajha chatroom 24/7.My name is KOOL_DUDE ppl also call me sajha_addicted.I need some help plz.....

sajha_addited

If you want to leave then leave, kati sunai rakeko. Bhutros siddhi.

I can't i m addicted i m out of control........

pagal haru ko aspatal ma jane.

.. It just means that you are insecure, have lack of control in your life,suffering with some OCD (obssessive Compulsive Disorder) and need exciting things in your life than sajha.
Why oh why? Mostly people do repeating things to feel secure. For example; watching the same movie again and again before going to bed, when you were little you wanted to hear some same story every night before you would fall asleep. You think your pencil or underwear is lucky and you would like to have it when you're taking a test. Insecurities , insecurities, lack of self-confidence and that leads to OCD, and that is why you are here in Sajha.com asking for help from us when you should be helping yourself.
It's not sweet and it's not funny... you do have problems... remember the last time you had hard time dumping that clingy guy of yours who you never liked but stayed in the relationship.. same thing; insecurities.
I wonder how your childhood was like. Were you missing a father figurative in your childhood. Most people develope sense of insecurities if they lack the father figure when they were getting raised..
ok now, cut the crap.. you said you need help but you're still here.. so go and try to find something intersting to do.... cut your finger nails or pluck the hair from your nipples... or something.. peace outtttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

Reminds me of a humor piece, where one goes to commit suicide in the middle of the night with a flash light in his hand. When confronted by someone and asked for the purpose ot the flash light, he answers, "what if I get biten by a snake and die."

You want to leave, just leave, why post another topic, and expect to hear comments.