Hello God, I called tonight
To talk a little while
I need a friend who'll listen
To my anxiety and trial.

You see, I can't quite make it
Through a day just on my own...
I need your love to guide me,
So I'll never feel alone.

I want to ask you please to keep,
My family safe and sound.
Come and fill their lives with confidence
For whatever fate they're bound.

Give me faith, dear God, to face
Each hour throughout the day,
And not to worry over things
I can't change in any way.

I thank you God, for being home
And listening to my call,
For giving me such good advice
When I stumble and fall.

Your number, God, is the only one
That answers every time.
I never get a busy signal,
Never had to pay a suko.

So thank you, God, for listening
To my troubles and my sorrow.
Good night, God, I love You, too,
And I'll call again tomorrow!


~ Author Unknown ~

very nice

Great!

here goes one from Naomi.

F--k Valentines Day

Hearts and roses and kisses galore,
What the hell is all that sh-- for?
People get all mushy and start acting queer,
It's definitely the most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to get the hell over and pass,
Before I stick a dozen roses up cupid's ass.
I spend the day so drunk I can't speak,
And wear black for the rest of the week.
People act all sweet but soon it will fade,
For all they are doing is trying to get laid.
The arrow cupid shot at me must not have hit,
Because I think love is a crack of sh--. So here's my story... What can I say?
Love bites ass... F--- Valentine's Day! ***

hahhaha!!!! good one hey i knew the feelings ehehehe!!!

Funny one

Bruce Lansky :

I love you I love you
I love you so well,
If I had a skunk
I would give you a smell.
If I were a dog
I would give you a bite.
If I were a witch
I would give you a fright. If I were a bathtub
I'd give you a splash.
If I were a fungus
I'd give you a rash.

I love you so much
that I won't tell a lie:
I promise we'll marry
the day that I die.

Rhythm and Rhyme Pattern:
da DUM DUM da DUM DUM (A)
da DUM DUM da DUM (B)
da DUM DUM da DUM DUM (C)
da DUM DUM da DUM (B)

hehe SIS... I loved the one that you posted...

Hahaha if i knew this one earlier i would dedicate it to someone... tara ahiley ta dedicate garney ni koi chaina...

I promise we will marry
The day that I die:P

Almighty God ,Thanx a LoT
For EverY Breath that I take
I Know its Cause of you..
That I am Not among the Dead ????
ThankS HeavenlY Father,
For Lovin me,
when I was still a sinner
Thanks For ForGivin mY sin's
And For all the Good Things
That Came My Way.........
Sometimes I Dont Find a Word
To Praise you O my Lord
Cause you Love is So Greater
Than anythingelse in this world
I look up at The Cross
Where The lamb of god was "slaned" ( is it correct ?)
I know it was my cup That you Took
I am sorry for all the Pain.
That you Have been through.
Still You didnt said a Word
How Great you are,O holY One
Thank you Lord ,Thank you
Thanks for the Sacrifice


For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
*John 3:16*