let's try and translate Nepali Ukhaan Tukka in english.
sojho sadho angreji ma sathi haru....
let me start with few

भाग्यमानी को भूतै कमारो
*** Lucky Person Ghost Servant

जुन गोरु को सिंह छैन त्एस्कै नाम तिखे
*** Which Bull no horn that bull HORNY

कस्को बौ को के तागत
*** whose father what vitamin

जो गाउँ को मुखिया उही बाटो हगुवा
*** Who village leader, shit in road

नच्न नजान्ने आगान टेडो
*** No dance know, floor incline.


Add more guys and gals..

I know one:
Nepali : "Khai na paii chala topi laii"
English : Eating getting nothing leather cap wearing.

"कस्को बाउ को के तागत"

whose father's what vitamin

Nepali: Hune biruwa ko chillo pat.

English: Becoming plant smooth leaf.

"Ma Pani Khandani ko Choro Hu"

: I am also a son of Tiffin Carrier

"Aanuhar na Dhanuwar Pandab Sunuwar"

You look ugly like Pandab Sunuwar

 

“जो चोर, उसको ठूलो स्वर”

Homiez wit da stolen goodz are loud as hell.

 

“नाच्न जान्दैन आँगन टेढो”

Yo dunno how to move and you bitchin the basement is out of da groove

 

 

“काम कुरो एकातिर, कुम्लो बोकी ठिमीतिर”

You lazy ass you leave all yo work behind and yo walk around the bronx wit yo backpack.

 

 

“कानो गोरुलाई औंसी न पूर्णे”

The blind bull never know whether is full moon or not --- yo dawg that sounds like some zen shit yo

 

 

“आफु भलो त जगत भलो”

Yo ain't good nobody aint good

 

“हुने बिरुवाको हरियो पात”

These green and shiny buds are gonna grow into some fine weed.

 

Nepali "ukhan tukka"

30 Jan 2002

http://www.sajha.com/archives/openthread.cfm?threadid=3207&dsn=sajhaarchive#6985

 

 

Very interesting, Nepe dai! :)

Khane mukh lai junga le chekdaina

Eating mouth does not hide behind mustaches.

kaslai k ko pir kaslai k ko pir, ghar jwai lai khana ko pir

who wat tention who wat tention, house son in law eating tention

 

Pudke bahun ko surke chandan
-Dwarf Brahmin, long sandalwood


nakhau bhane din bhari ko sikaar, khau bhane khancha bauko anuwar
dont eat, prey of whole day race, start to eat, avuncular face.

Ghati heri hadd nilnu

Look at the neck and swallow the bone.

Hatti aayo hatti aayo phussa

Elephant coming elephant coming phussa becoming.

laure boi... made me laugh...

Marne Belama Hariyo Kakro
* Dying time Green cucumber.

" I am also son of tiffin carrier "
LOL....

Ek dinko pahuna mitho mitho kha, dui dinko pahuna jaso taso kha, dherai dinko pahuna jatasukai ja.

One day guest tasty tasty eat, two day guest some how some how eat, many day guest go to hell or eat my sh*t.

Aafai ta mahadev, uttano par... kasle dine bar
  Mahadev himself lying on his ass, who the fu(k giving blessing.

"Nepali : "Khai na paii chala topi laii"
English : Eating getting nothing leather cap wearing."

Very, very funny, LahureDai!

hatti chhiro phuchhar adkyo
elefant gone tail left

mero goru ko bahrai takka
my bull 12 bucks

sun ma sugandha
smelly gold

kukur ko puchhar bahra barsa dhungoro ma rakhe pani bango ko bangai
dog tail 12 year in pipe twisted twisted

ghar ko baag ban ko syal
home lion jungal fox

balla gaito ma gaam lago
sun shining in my head

najane gau ko bato nasodnu
not going village no asking road

mukha ma ram ram bagalima chhura
mouth nepali president nepali president pocket knife

Hagi sakyo dailo dekhyo"
finished shitting...saw door

bhir bata ladne goru lai ram ram bhanna sakinchha kadh thapna sakinna"
Falling bull can be said Ram Ram, can't be put on shoulder

mama ko ghoda bhanja ko hi hi
bhanja's hi hi on mama's horse

keti rojda sano rojnu jutta rojda thulo rojnu
choosing girl small girl ..choosing shoes big shoes

Pachhadi baat herda Salman Khan, aghadi baat herda Ganesh Man.
looking from back is like Salman khan, looking from front looks like ganeshman

kasta kasta kaha gaye musa challa darbar
where gone how how rat chiken Narayanhiti

Para bata herda Sri Devi, Najik aauda Fulan Devi
from distance shridevi approaching near Foolan devi

hoga to hoga, nahi to makai ko ghoga
if yes ok, if no-- ghoga without corn (thoto)

khissa budi hariya daat
grinning oldy green teeth

bandar ko puchhar lauro na hatiyar
Monkey's tale-neither stick nor dick (or weapon)