let's try and translate Nepali Ukhaan Tukka in english.
sojho sadho angreji ma sathi haru....
let me start with few

भाग्यमानी को भूतै कमारो
*** Lucky Person Ghost Servant

जुन गोरु को सिंह छैन त्एस्कै नाम तिखे
*** Which Bull no horn that bull HORNY

कस्को बौ को के तागत
*** whose father what vitamin

जो गाउँ को मुखिया उही बाटो हगुवा
*** Who village leader, shit in road

नच्न नजान्ने आगान टेडो
*** No dance know, floor incline.


Add more guys and gals..

khutta bhaya jutta kati kati:
have feet how how shoes

abhagi hagna basyo

chaar bhitta ko thoso pasyo!

- unlucky joe sat to take a dump

up his ass a footlong stump

raaja ko baari ma saag cha, haamlai k laagcha

- kings garnden lots of spinach: so what?

raaja ko ghoda, mero hee hee

- kings horse, mine Neigh, Neigh

din bhariko sikaar, kancha baako anuhaar

- day long hunting : hunted animal got your uncles face ????

ooops, here it goes again:

nakhaun bhane din bhariko sikaar, khaun bhane kancha baako anuhaar

- don't wanna eat its my day long hunting : wanna eat, its got my uncles face ????

hagan ko belama lagan

-------------------------- i'll let u guys try this one.. i simply gave up.. lol

Shitting time is also auspicious time.
??????

i don't think thats what this ukhan implies... it think its like - bela na ko bela kunai kaam garnu thats completely irrelevant to what one should be doing..

 

I could not stop laughing... Great work Khitititititiiii, Ghaamat, gazabko_manche and Norton.

Keep on posting!!

 

Nepali Thita

 kaslai k ko pir kaslai k ko pir, ghar jwai lai khana ko pir

who wat tention who wat tention, house son in law eating tention

Please translate this into nepali.

 

Have Balls all mine, have no balls all are bend.

Chan geda sabai mera chainan geda sabai Teda..
Haha...

elephant coming elephant coming nothing

monkey's tail neither stick nor a weapon

untrustworthy river sweeps

When it gets night wife becomes hot

cryed all night, lost north.

रात भरी करायो दक्षिण हरायो

no quiero bro

Hatti aayo hatti aayo phussa

Elephant coming elephant coming phussa becoming.

काम गर्ने कालु मकै खाने भालु

work by kaalu, corn eating bhalu

lol lol

सबै कुकुर काशी गये गु केले खाला ??
every dog go kashi, who eat shit??

 

कालो अक्षर भैंसी बराबर

black letter same same buffallo

 

तेसै त बुहारी  पदुवाइ अज भत्ट खाइ !

daughter-in-law already too much farting moreover eating red beans