Hello,
I am a voluptuous(I have been described as "thick" by people who chase me for sexual reasons, and trust me, with my hot spanking body I can get any man I want) lass with breast size in the vicinity of 34-DD. I am not exaggerating when I say I am hot. I have a really tight butt--a butt so tight that when you look at it your eyes will probably explode. I prefer thongs as my duty as a woman is to please my man. All you ladies out there who're thinking of messing with my man, just remember, I'll have to break it to you if you think of messing with my pimp. Oh yes, don't you wish your girlfriend was hot and freek like me? I know you really wish it, but you ain't getting a piece of this sexy pie. Why, you may ask?
The reason is this. I like black men. The blacker the berry the sweeter the juice as the adage goes and it's damn right too. Blacks are so hot and soo sexy. They're also "packing", if you know what I'm implying. The athletic types with 6-packs are the types I really fantasize about. mmmmmmm. They're so goodlooking. I love thugs. At least one conviction is a requirement to go on a date with me. Thugs know how to treat a lady. They give me what I desire and they don't hold nothing from me. Ain't that what women want? Coz that's what I want. Damn straight.
Lately I have been dating this thug straight out of prison who goes by the name of DeMingo. DeMingo is the hottest guy I have ever dated, bar none. This stud has been shot 9 times, hence the nickname "fitty". Henceforth I'll call him fitty. Now fitty loves spending $$$ on broads. He has bought me diamonds, perls and necklaces. Last week he got me a low-rider. I told him that I ain't driving no low-rider. So he brings me a Mercedes. Damn, fitty is loaded for real. Has a lot of $$$ to burn. That's the type of guy I want. I ain't dating no cheapskate with no cash in his wallet. I need a rich guy who knows how to treat a woman and doesn't mind spending all his cash on me. I want attention.
We been having sex for 4 months now. Sex is great. He has mastered all sorts of positions. Here is one I wasn't familiar with:trojan horse position. This guy is a pro in bed. Fitty knows all the hotspots that would make a woman scream. It ain't no stretch when I say this hunk makes me scream like a 'ho. And I like screaming for him. I screamed so loud once that mah neighbors called dem popo(police) thinking that I was getting physically abused. Nothing coulda been farther from the truth.
Now I realize that fitty got me pregnant! I got me a baby bakin' in the oven. And it's gon' come out burnt. But I ain't want no baby fo' now. I got my sexy body to think about. Don't wanna be a 300 lb sumo wrestler. So Imma get myself an abortion.

The question to all my fellow Nepalis is this: Where do I find an abortion clinic? I live in the DC region. Any advice.

is today 1st of April ?

Yes...if you want an abortion look in the closet and pull out a coathanger.

Hmm someones watching too much of South Park here...

Rohini...

WHAT THE F@CK YOUR POINT IS ???????????.... SAJHA IS NOT THE PLACE TO EXPRESSS YOUR SICK MIND.... BE HONEST WITH YOU, EVEN YOU CAN ASK THE QUESTION WITHOUT TELLING YOUR CRAP STORY

not even worth reading. fk it!

Haad Khokdine ni Sathi-haru Sajha-ma. Rohini Guff sarai Bho ke yo. Aba 4 mahina ko pregnant Mahila(women), masti ka sath maile yesto gare, usto gare, bhanera essay lekhera baschhan?? Na-Khokuna LA tesari, PACHHI PACCHI-ko posting-ma. Chhatnu-ko pani Hadh- sima- hunchha ni yaar.

Tapaee-le bhane jato garne manchhe haru CHHUPE-RUSTAM hunchhan ke. Yo bhanna pani apthero lagne kura, ----s--x---, garne haru deherai dekhiyo ( pre-marital- un-necessary- X). Keti haru- sati-sabitri nai hum bhane jasto gare- keta haru-tha-hai napako jasto gare. Keta, jasle nachhahido gareko thenanan ni, tinle sathi haru ko agadi guff chhai pele- KUTTA- HARU.

Ani chha ni- BACHHA janmidaima - Amma- WRESTLER hunchha bhane pani Myth HO. Exercise garnu parchha, silim hunchhan. Al-chhi-haru KA KURA HUN KE somo HUNCHHA BHANE. Tesaile BUDA khojda bhar-pardo- time time ma gali pani garne- chahindo kurama-Chhahinchha nita. Jo payo tai sanga gayo bhane SANNCHHI nai SOMO hunchha. hee.....WELL. Good Luck.

-BD

P.S manchhe-le BUY garna sakne kura gara la, GUFF NAPELAM. HO :) wala.

Hmm, did I read this sex-in-the-city-esque piece elsewhere? Playboy? Or Hustler?

Rose, forget April-fool pranks, miss - this one will make for a pleasant weekend reading. I can assure you. :)

Rohini, banters aside, hats off to you Miss (or Mr!) for your sure-fire candour if your post wasn't some excerpt, straight from the pages of one of those 18+ x-rated novels! The hormonally-charged male lot of this Sajha land would have much cause to feel grateful to you for all the obvious reasons, including yours truly! :) So, more please.

On a passing thought though, I for one would have loved to take you out on a bit of a dodgy smooching session had it not been for that six-packed beefy friggin' DeMingo bugger of yours and the paraphernalia of the chic fashion accessories plus fast cars that he showers you with. Grrrrr So, he's got posh flashy Mercedes & Rolls Royces all in his tow, and I have still got my old 1970 Ford that's long reached its sell-by date as you can well imagine and awaits patiently to be taken to the rubbish kip. I expect it to last me for another 10-15 years at least. Pearls and diamonds? Goodness knows. All of my bank accounts (I have 20 different ones including American Express and several gold cards!) have this habit of showing a zero balance every time I make it a point of visiting the ATMs in my local town - so, you could say I'm technically on the dole for most of the time but also busy try and live off the overdraft facility that I've been provided with. My overdraft balance as you can imagine is humungous - the amount reaching swiftly for a six figure sum. I thought, I was the dumbest of all those dumb-head simpletons but boy, did that bank-manager turn out to be the biggest dumb-head of all, way bigger than I. Very ironic. Innit? Six pack? Oh, I can't promise six but certainly can strut my 'one'. Yeah, I have got 'one' pack that resembles the funny figure of the letter H. In capital, mind you - 'H'. So, my deduction thus: scoring with you? One big fat chance - I would rather have better luck of being a rocket scientist! :) And besides you don't want your beefy ebony friggin muscle-flouting sod to break my bones to bits, do you? No, I don't like hospital foods! :)

Here's to my 'one' pack. Cheers.

Carpe diem

welllll we all know this is oviously the same person (alayah and hussain) but i like reading his/her fake stories that soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo made up that its ridiculous

HEHEHE. Funny stuff.

SHe steals my money, when I am in need
OOH She is a gold digger

HEHE, felt like a teenager reading some x rated magaizne.

peace out

Hehe, that was a good one....both sandhurst and Rohini. I have to admit, amongst all the crap on Sajha lately aboud love with paki n love with homies...this has to be the best....Rohini...surely you gotta keep it cumming...oops..Ii meant coming...arko piece pani jaos....If infact it is a real deal, then kudos to you and fitty....wish there were gurls like fitty...showerin benzes and lowriders on me too!!! dyamm I d do anything for her....!!!

Neways...hope its not a real one....if yes...hope he showers a diamond ring on you sometime soon....!!!

Chow!!!

Rohini,
Is you name Rohini,for real?Change it too something like...lil' roh or fatty rohila....or something so ghetto sounding...i read this story in a XXX mag. when horny and ready to mas***.
Its kartik your horniness is understandable and I am a DAWG too..lets get together and fcuk each other.

Lately I have been dating this thug straight out of prison who goes by the name of DeMingo. DeMingo is the hottest guy I have ever dated, bar none. This stud has been shot 9 times, hence the nickname "fitty". Henceforth I'll call him fitty. Now fitty loves spending $$$ on broads. He has bought me diamonds, perls and necklaces. Last week he got me a low-rider. I told him that I ain't driving no low-rider. So he brings me a Mercedes. Damn, fitty is loaded for real. Has a lot of $$$ to burn. That's the type of guy I want. I ain't dating no cheapskate with no cash in his wallet. I need a rich guy who knows how to treat a woman and doesn't mind spending all his cash on me. I want attention.
We been having sex for 4 months now. Sex is great. He has mastered all sorts of positions. Here is one I wasn't familiar with:trojan horse position. This guy is a pro in bed. Fitty knows all the hotspots that would make a woman scream. It ain't no stretch when I say this hunk makes me scream like a 'ho. And I like screaming for him. I screamed so loud once that mah neighbors called dem popo(police) thinking that I was getting physically abused. Nothing coulda been farther from the truth.
Now I realize that fitty got me pregnant! I got me a baby bakin' in the oven. And it's gon' come out burnt. But I ain't want no baby fo' now. I got my sexy body to think about. Don't wanna be a 300 lb sumo wrestler. So Imma get myself an abortion.

The question to all my fellow Nepalis is this: Where do I find an abortion clinic? I live in the DC region. Any advice.


ROHINI YOU MADE MY SADTURDAY............COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I like it how after this many postings after rohini_a 's posting... rohini_a has not posted a single one....

I wonder if rohini_a is a girl or a guy ....

I kinda wanna think its a guy, i seriously do...

but if youre a girl then, you make me wann laugh at you....

FUNNY STORY THOUGH EITHERWAYS

i think this is a guy. who has posted posts on sajha in different names before such as HUssain Khan, Aliya. This is just his new face and new idea thats all.

i think same sajhabusaima...

Asshole like this pollutes the Kurakani environment...
i think it is a post by a gay...a black man's bitch...

This thread is getting even better...:) By the way Sand you and sex in the city? hmmmm someones seems to keep information about everything huh? :D

DON'T FEED THE TROLL....:D

:D

ocean nice one...got some more? :D