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 20 Reason Why I would be the BEST PRESIDENT

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Posted on 06-13-08 4:21 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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  1. I am a young Nepali citizen with immense love for my country.
  2. I am ready to wear national dress at all times.
  3. I have good presentation and communication skills.
  4. I am a fresh graduate from a reputed university.
  5. I have no any political affiliations but have enough understanding of politics.
  6. I have knowledge in Economics, Health, Accounts and Education.
  7. I have a good understanding of international politics and policies.
  8. I know the knowledge of cultural and ethnic diversity of my country.
  9. I have no any criminal records in and out of Nepal.
  10. I have never misutilised the national property.
  11. I have never vandalised any either.
  12. I would always favour youth in the power.
  13. I would be a good role model for youth as I do not drink, smoke and rape.
  14. I would be a challange for elder generation as I would step down when required.
  15. I would not take part in any active or passive politics.
  16. I would devout my time for charity works.
  17. I would never misutilise my power for personal purpose.
  18. I would never be a part of corruption.
  19. I would never interfare with the government.
  20. I would always remain inside the legal boundry and serve the nation the best I can.

On the above mentioned 20 points I would be the best president of Nepal.


 
Posted on 06-13-08 7:19 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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gyanguru ,thanks for application for the president.Unfortunately, u do not meet these 20 qualifications needed to be president:

  1. I am a young Nepali citizen with immense love for my country. ..we need old dude
  2. I am ready to wear national dress at all times. ..we need nude
  3. I have good presentation and communication skills. ..overqualified
  4. I am a fresh graduate from a reputed university. ..too much educated
  5. I have no any political affiliations but have enough understanding of politics. .we needed opposite to this ..someone with political affiliations but no understanding of politics
  6. I have knowledge in Economics, Health, Accounts and Education. ..not required
  7. I have a good understanding of international politics and policies. ..not required
  8. I know the knowledge of cultural and ethnic diversity of my country. ..not required
  9. I have no any criminal records in and out of Nepal. ...u lack this qualification..should have one atleast
  10. I have never misutilised the national property. ..too much clean
  11. I have never vandalised any either. ..u should have done that whatever it is
  12. I would always favour youth in the power. ..never do that mistake
  13. I would be a good role model for youth as I do not drink, smoke and rape. ...u wasted your youth
  14. I would be a challange for elder generation as I would step down when required...u r danger 
  15. I would not take part in any active or passive politics. ..president's name is required for that
  16. I would devout my time for charity works. ..prime minister will do that
  17. I would never misutilise my power for personal purpose...then what u gonna do with power?
  18. I would never be a part of corruption. ...then what will journalist do?
  19. I would never interfare with the government...then who will have government to fight with?
  20. I would always remain inside the legal boundry and serve the nation the best I can...what will nepal janta do then?..we need reason to be angry always.

-Thanks for your interest though.

zee (nepal govt. representative)

 


 
Posted on 06-13-08 8:07 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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You have no "EXPERIENCE".... and you just GRADUATED...
You have no "MONEY" and "POWER"..... You are too "YOUNG"  ,same with you "BRAIN"
Where's the main subject "HISTORY"...Your profile is on "FACEBOOK" and "HI5"
You stand for Presidency in "SAJHA"....
you are "AMATURE".... You don't have not 'RELATIONSHIPS"
Nobody 'TRUSTs" you....No "LEADERSHIP" quality.... You will only stand for "YOURSELF"..
you are not a "TEAM" player....

take my words...... It's not that easy...... but you can be if you dream big.....
Best of Luck



 
Posted on 06-13-08 11:41 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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mero geda jasto kura

muji haru kam chhina


 
Posted on 06-14-08 12:31 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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SABAILE DES CHALAUNE BHAYE AAJA YESTO HUDAINA THIYO HOLA. TAPAI KO QUALIFICATION RAMRO CHA AAFNU GHAR CHALAUNA LAI. AAFNU GHAR RAMRO SANGA CHALAUNUHOS SUBHAKAMANA JIBANBHARI KO LAGI.


 
Posted on 06-14-08 3:52 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Thanks to everyone who commented...
I am preparing for the official application.... so I am busy to reply this......
I will definately come with answer for everyone.....

I know half of the population have atleast the same or better points than/as me.... but no one is intersted to be the President.... all of them lack the Power without POWER... I AM READY FOR THE DULL JOB
 
Posted on 06-14-08 9:16 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Gyan Guru...

  I don't know how old are you at the moment.. but I will be the president of Nepal after next 20 years. FUnny??? HEll No!! Well, I am sure there would be tons of skepticism a out my statement rt now, but Hey,, Life is a Progression.... Being in early 20's..everything's been a 'Learning Process" for me... I don't know how strong candidate you are, but yeah! I would be pain in ur a**, if you would be in Nepal, going for the election against me. Nothing personal, but hey! if you can prove to have a better vision about changing Nepal into a better place, I would opt to work with you. 

   All I want is a Better Nepal... Afno Desh Aafai Banau.....!!!!! 


 
Posted on 06-15-08 2:07 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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I may not be as smart as Obama but not as dull as Gordon Brown either.
 
Posted on 06-15-08 3:35 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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GyanGuru aka GP aka Gyaneswor,

         Sarba prathama ta sansad banne prayash garnush; Tatpaschat ramro kam garnush ra prabhav sali bannush. Arko khudkila chadnush; Tesari bistari khudkila pachi khudkila chader, nirbachit bahumat pratinidhile aru umedbar ko tulana ma tapahi lahi chune pachi matra mathillo pad ma pugnu hunchu.

Dherai lamo pratispardha ra lagani chahincha mathillo padma pugna; kohi kohi chittai mathi pugchan. Kohi jindgai bhari pachadi parer pidit bhayi bachchan. Yogyata le matra hudaina; yogyata bina pani hudaina. Dherai maha purush haru rajniti ma asaphal hunchan; jabki kahile kahi dherai fataha haru mathi pugchana. Je hos kunai sutra chaina; sabai ko bato bhinna bhinna huncha. Je hos pahile MP bannu paryo; age tapasil.............

HB Rai.


 



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