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My dear .................. Singh,

I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there.

I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles.

I won't be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate here, and that our address will remain same too.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet I'm not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.

The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days. (haha h ahahha ha hahha)

The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket. (Ha ah ah ah ha hahah)

Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery. ( hi ihihihhhi ii)

By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is Badmash. He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in his club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove? ( ha ahah ahh, remove both, ha ha h ah ah hah)

Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle. ( ahhah, ihi hihihi)

Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days. ( y, so long?)

There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.

Love - Mom.

P.S. .................. Singh, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter. ( ha ha h ahha....)

I wanted to post another joke, but by the time I realised, I had already pressed the submit button, h ahhah ha ha h

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband
is at work. Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees the
illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.Then the woman's
husband unexpectedly comes home. She hides her lover in the
cupboard,
not realising that her little boy is in there already. The
little
boy says: "Dark in here."
The man says: "Yes, it is.
Boy says: "I have a soccer ball, do you want
to buy it?"
Man says: "No, thanks.
" Boy says: "My dad's outside, I'll call him if you
don't buy it!"
Man says: "OK, how much?"
Boy says: "$250." A few weeks later it happened
again and the boy and the lover
were in the cupboard together again.
Boy says: "Dark in here."
Man
says:"Yes, it is." Boy: "I have soccer
boots." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy:
"How
much?"
The boy says:"$750."
The secret lover says: "Fine, I will buy them." A few
days later, the father says to the boy: "Grab your ball
and boots, let's go outside and have a game." The boy says:
"I
can't, I sold them for $1000."
The father says: "That's terrible to overcharge your friends
like
that.....$1000 is way more than those two things cost. I'm
going to
take you to church and make you confess your sins. " They go
to
church and the father makes the little boy sit in the

confession
booth and he closes the door. The boy says: "Dark in here."
and the priest says: "Don't start that shit again!"

Sardar: I haven't slept all nite in the train.
Friend: why?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: why did'nt u exchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..



Sardar tells a girl "Come to my house at nite, nobody will be
there.............
Girl goes at night & really nobody was there.




A sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form, he
had
gone to DELHI for filling up. U know why? Form says " FILL UP IN
CAPITAL
".

A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss. Do u
know
what the business was? He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.




A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after every 10 sec a
women
gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up - we must find & stop her!

Thanks Guys...Really Enjoyed!

just wanted to say thanks to jokemaster and several other for their effort in makin us laugh.