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Posted on 06-24-04 12:12 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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One man read a board 'likhane wala brilliant, padhane wala idiot.."
Man becomes engry, he rub board and writes, "padhane wala brilliant, likhnewala idiot...."

Wife : Agar Mei mar jaun toh tum kya karogei ?
Husband : Shayad mei bhi mar jaunga.
Wife : kyon ?
Husband : Kabhi Kabhi zyada Khushi jaanleva hoti hai

Two Sardars were walking together...
Pehla: Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika ek saath aa rahi hain..
Dusra: Oye main bhi yahi bolne wala tha....

Sardar at an art gallery "I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call a modern Art?"
Art Dealer "I beg your pardon sir. Thats a mirror!"

A Sardar enters shop & shouts, "Where's my free gift with this oil?"
Shopkeeper: "ISke Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab"
Sard : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE

Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently.
The lady said, " break nahi mar sakta tha kya?"
Sardarji replied "break ka kya hai, poori cycle toh mar di....."

Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge.... think.............
SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI HAI"

Sardar:Aap kitna padhei ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamaal karte ho yaar sirf doh word padhei aur woh bhi ultei

 
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>Sardarji is buying a TV.

>
>ýDo you have color TVs?ý ýSure.ý
>
>ýGive me a green one, please.ý
>
>
>
>* * * * * *
>
>Sardarji calls Air India. ýHow long does it take to
>
>fly to Amritsar?ý Just a sec,ý says the rep.
>
>Thank you.ý says the Sardarji and hangs up.
>
>
>
>* * * * * *
>
>EMPLOYMENT..
>
>Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a
>
>job. He promptly filled the columns titled
>
>NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column
>
>ýSalary Expectedý : He was not sure as to what to be
>
>filled there. After much thought he wrote : Yes
>
>
>
>* * * * * *
>
>
>
>A sardar goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He
>
>asks the clerk, ýWhat is that shiny object?ý
>
>The clerk replies, ýThat is a thermos flask.ý The
>
>sardar then asks, ýWhat does it do?ý
>
>The clerk responds, ýIt keeps hot things hot and it
>
>keeps cold things cold.ý The sardar says, ýIýll take
>
>it!ý The next day, he walks into work with his new
>
>thermos. His sardar boss sees him and asks,
>
>ýWhat is that shiny object with you?ý He said,
>
>ýItýs a thermos flask.ý The boss then says, ýWhat does it do?ý
>
>He replies, ýIt keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.ý
>
>The boss said, ýWow, what do you have in it?ý The
>
>sardar replies, ýTwo cups of coffee and a coke.ý
>
>
>
>* * * * * *
>
>A Sardar took an answering machine home and fixed it
>
>home somewhere in Rajasthan, but two days later
>
>disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
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>ýSaala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin haiý
>
>
>
>* * * * * *
>
>What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies ?
>
>He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!
>
>
>
>* * * * * *
>
>What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional
>
>white sheet of paper ? (he already has one and he wants one
>more.)
>He takes a photcopy of the white paper !!!
>
>
>
>
>
>*********
>
>Sardar went to the appliance store sale and found a
>
>bargain. ýI would like to buy this small TV,ý he told
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>the salesman. ýSorry, we donýt sell to SARDARs,ý he
>
>replied. He hurried home removed his turban and changed his
>
>hair style, and returned to tell the salesman ýI would like to
>buy
>this
>TV.ý
>
>ýSorry, we donýt sell to Sardars,ý Salesman replied. ýDamn, he
>
>recognized
>me,ý
>
>he thought. he went for a complete disguise this time, haircut
>
>and new hair color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a
>
>few days before he again approached the salesman. ýI
>
>would like to buy this TV.ý
>
>ýSorry, we donýt sell to Sardars,ý he replied.
>
>Frustrated, he exclaimed ýHow do you know Iým a Sardar?ý
>
>ýBecause thatýs a microwave,ý he replied.
>
>
>
>* * * * * * * * *
>
>Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
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>Because below 18 was not allowed.
>
>
>
>* * * * * *
>
>How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
>
>Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
>
>
>
>* * * * * *
>
>What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands
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>tightly over his ears?
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>Trying to hold on to a thought.
>
>
>
>* * * * * *
>
>How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
>
>He threw it off a cliff.
>
>
>
>* * * * * *
>
>
>
>Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
>
>They think their picture is being taken.
>
>
>
>* * * * * *
>
>Why does Sardar have ýTGIFý written on their shoes?
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>Toes Go In First.
>
>
>
>* * * * * *
>
>How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
>
>It has a stamp on it.
>
>
>
>* * * * * *
>
>Why canýt Sardar dial 911?
>
>They can not find the eleven on the phone
>
>
>
>* * * * * *
>
>
>
>* * * * * *
>
>TO LOSE WEIGHT..
>
>The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day
>
>for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300
>
>days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost
>
>the weight, but he had a problem. ýWhatýs the problem?ý
>
>asked the doctor. ýIým 2400 kms from home.ý
>
>
>
>* * * * * *
>
>Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway
>
>tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with
>
>him. Somebody stops him and asks ýkyon bhai ye sab
>
>kyon leke baithe ho?ý Sardarji replies ýSaali train
>
>late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjauný
>
>
>
>* * * * * *
>
>Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor. The
>
>doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he
>
>answered, ý I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang -
>
>but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally
>
>picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.ý ý Oh Dear!
>
>ý the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. ýBut ..what
>
>happened to your other ear?ý ýThe scoundrel called
>
>back.ý
 


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