I heard this when I was kid. thought like sharing with my greatest friend in sajha.  

यो त मदन कृष्ण हरीबंश को गाउँ खाने प्रतियोगिता भाग एक को क्वेश्चन नम्बर वन नै हो

एती भने पछी पुग्यो होला नि -

अरुले भन्छ कि

शुरु मै के उत्तर दिराख्ने

Dr. Subodh kumar pokhrel

Gau le gau le gau le

haha....the classic piece of gau khane katha ever :D
Daura laucha suruwal laudaina, television ma samachar bhancha durganath sarma haina lol

What is the ryt answer?

 hez right. its dr. suvod kumar pokhrel.
hez  a doctor by profession so, aspatal jancha but roghi hoina.
aaba doctor bhaye pachi patient lai chamnu nai paryo.
tv ma samachar bhanda mathi ko jyan matra dekhincha, 
so mathi daura lagako huncha, but tala k lagaucha taha hudaina
hehe

Baadarko haath ma Nilo nariwal bhanya ke?

साझा याता यात को हात मा निलो जापानिज बस

 आयो टप्प टिप्यो लग्यो मिती पुग्यो टारेर टर्दैन त्यो के हो ?

nepal ko nirbachan

ट्राफिक ले ड्राइभर को लाइसेन्स लिएर गएको

Serial is right. Although, "Tarera tardaina tyo" part doesn't suit since they will accept "donation" to return the license.

For those who aren't getting the question/answer, you guys are too young. It kinda shows our age I guess.

Here goes another:
Junai Goru aye pani Kaan cheddya kya ho?

frm stiffler :
Junai Goru aye pani Kaan cheddya kya ho?

 

tyasma aarko pani thapdiu na ta
Nachhirey samma chhirna gahro , chhirey pachi niskina gahro , k ho?