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 Mero Resume
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Posted on 02-09-09 9:15 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Mero Resume proof read garidinu hola:


 


 


Name: RamVilas Sharma-Shrestha-Chand-Sherpa


 


Objective: To be the next VP of Nepal.


 


Education: High School: Sophisticated English Boarding School.


                  Bachelor in Doctory: Bihar school of medicine.


                  Bachelor in Politics: Lalu Yadav College of Politics and Railways.


 


Experience


 


July 2007 – Jan 2009, Riyadh, Saudi Arabia


Worked as a Remittance Agent in Riyadh. Organized a labor union and was sacked the next day.


 


June 2005- June 2007, Kathamandu Nepal


Organized and participated in about 600 rallies in the span of 2 years. Broke the neck of ex King Mahendra’s statue in Mahendra nagar.


Taught youths how to throw a stone/brick and hit a target in motion. Lead the rallies against the government, anti-government, police, army and even the rallies themselves. Served as youth leader for YCL, NC, UML and RPP.


 


June 2004- June 2005, Kavre, Nepal


Spent a year in the kavre prison for crimes I didn’t commit.


 


May 2003 – June 2004, kathmandu Nepal


DJ, Kantipur FM. Worked with Mr. Ram Bhomjan in various inter-media projects.


 


June 2002- May 2003


Supplied Ammo to Maoists insurgents and Nepal Armies. Ran a highly profitable printing press for political placards. Supplied stones and bricks to riots.


 


Other skills


Very good protestor. When I shouted from Handigaon, you could hear it in Narayan Hiti.


Can climb any statues or any heights.


Can throw upto 5 stones at a time, aiming at 2 targets.


Very good with destroying a transformer or high voltage cable w/o getting electrocuted.


Can stop any project for any length of time.


 
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Hahahhaahahhahaha.....Good job man..
 
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Very good and aspiring candidate for driver.... sorry.... driver to drive Nepal. I need to schedule an interview with you. Please send me the copy of last 2 pay stubs and 2 referees.

All the best!!!
 
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 hahahahaha !! Puranai bhaye ni ahile ni ramro raicha LOL....
 
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