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Posted on 04-13-10 1:33 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.

Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.

"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.

He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.

Naturally, the guy began to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.

"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.

"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.

"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.

Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."


 
Posted on 04-13-10 3:06 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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This is the worst joke i have ever heard.

 
Posted on 04-13-10 3:13 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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^ to your reaction!
 
Posted on 04-25-10 12:06 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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yaa its more sick than funny


 
Posted on 04-25-10 12:54 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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A man teases his ex-wife's new husband.
So, dude how was the second-hand stuff?
New husband: Not bad. After the first 3 inches, she was brand new.

 


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