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 Oh Lordie!

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Posted on 12-17-09 11:12 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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2009 is finally coming to an end. Lots of things happened this year. Oprah almost revealed her sexuality and Tiger Wood got caught playing nineteen holes. Sujata's spending spree was no less than that of any celebrity which has created more heat than ever produced by global warming. Talking about global warming, Nepalese leaders also set a world record by organizing parliamentary session in frozen arse tundra as if they have nothingelse to worry about. Anyway, the heaven of the heroes stood out in front of the world atleast this time. Bravo guys!!! And, Obama finally got Nobel peace prize, a long overdue mail in rebate after winning the presidency last year. But for the rest of the world, it was nothing more than a celebration for exodus of Bush era. I did not know this is how much world had hatred against Mr. Bush.

 Maoshits are busy declaring 'Ganarajyas' as if they are running out of time for this hastily designed community farming. So, what? I do not see any problem with it. It is about time to disintegrate again...the notion of this great movement has finally struck my stupid zero gravity brain. Do not worry folks! maoshits are providing an opportunity for us to go back to our roots where we originally came from. The number of smaller states is however predicted twice as big as of those Baissai/chawubisai in the past. No worry, the cycle must continue and there may come a new Prithivi Narayan to integrate these bayalissawu/chawalissawu again. But unlike its old great grand daddy, thou shall raise its middle finger down-south. We already changed national anthem, threw monarchy and are in the process of changing national flag. Let us change the name too and invite all the tourists. Yes, we can. Blue diamond society is already lobbying for gay tourism anyway. Yeah baby! bring it on. The use of Arseholes to entice tourism would be a perfect example to show the whole world how a newly designed country can sustain itself by utilizing its own natural resources rather than declaring foreign dependency. Not to mention, some seventy delegates from the country are already in Copenhagen for its feasibility study in the name of climate change conference. Plan has it. My little advice to members of Copenhagen battalion who are coming back, please make sure you grab all the freebies on your way home and to those who are giving a second thought of making a new home, good luck in your asylum filing. "We heard everybody is presenting fake data here so why not us?", argued this wanna be European from this government funded luxury hotel room in Copenhagen who seemed busy cuting the real newspaper clippings from the fake Himali Times. I think the case would stand out itself if they can prove the generation is in great danger due to continuous melting of ice in the Himalayan region. Lucky battalion, this frozen arse tundra is finally benefiting its inhabitants for the first time.

Jokes aside, I am tired of these bunch of thugs running this world. The only hope is upcoming apocalypse. Some had already cashed in by making a big screen movie. I did too with the cheapest early morning weekdays show. Believe me, it is worth watching. Participation without risk is always fun, isn't it? If I may recall correctly, Krisna ji once said,  'जब जब संसारमा धर्मंको नाश हुनेछ, तब  तब  म जगतको उद्धार गर्न आम्ला'

Oh Lordie! I do not have patience for two more years; you should consider coming back sooner than that. Let me remind you, I am one of those 2012 hopeful.

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Posted on 12-18-09 8:49 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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It's a good read Jira dai !
 
Posted on 12-18-09 9:25 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Jira dai's another "tadka". Good one!
 
Posted on 12-18-09 9:31 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Good one !! Really enjoyed it ...
 
Posted on 12-18-09 9:36 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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हाहाहा जीराबदाई को महावाणी-


"The use of Arseholes to entice tourism would be a perfect example to show the whole world how a newly designed country can sustain itself by utilizing its own natural resources rather than declaring foreign dependency"


भनेसि नयाँ बर्ख लाग्न लाग्यो। साझामा बुडा बा अम्रिका आ' बेलाको कथा देखुन लिएर अइले सम्म लेख्दै छन यिनि जिरादाई। यिनको र दीपको लेखाई उइलेई देखुन पढिन्तो, तर किन किन जति पढो दीप झन झन तरुनो लाग्छ जिरादाई झन झन बुडो। कुरो बुझे मार्दिनु!


 
Posted on 12-18-09 9:47 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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kya satik style chha jira daiko. enjoyed it!
 
Posted on 12-18-09 9:51 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Jira, good to see you back in Sajha..thoroughly enjoyed reading it!!!
 
Posted on 12-18-09 9:53 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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ब'बाल छ जिरा दाई अङ्रेजी मा भन्दा चाँही दामिज्ज्ज्ज छ
 
Posted on 12-18-09 10:16 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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This reminds me how WE are becoming so NEWS JUNKIES. BTW, why you are waiting for 2012? Why didn't you join Nepalese army to eliminate Maoist movements couple years ago? Your  desire or hope to see the year 2012 would have been fulfilled  by now. Where are you now, heaven or hell? 
 
Posted on 12-18-09 11:29 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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 No wonder you are another Maitreya ! As always, a nice read. : )

-Grace



 
Posted on 12-18-09 12:03 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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जिरादाईले गंगा मिस्ठान्न भण्डारमा पुषको शनिबार बिहान चिया नास्ता गराको जस्तै भो नी -- पशुपतीले पनि धेरै लाको हो गुन लाउन त तर के गर्नु र आफै बैमान भैयो। थरी थरीका सुन्दरीहरु भेला पार्दिने गर्या थ्यो शनिबार ब्यान, छानी छानी हेरिन्थ्यो--चन्दन माग्न पनि रोजी छाडी थ्यो -- कसैको नयनस्पर्शले आफुलाइ हुरुक्क पार्थे, कसैलाई आफुले धुरुक्क पारीन्थ्यो--चिया नास्ताको बन्दोबस्त गर्देको थ्यो--बाङ्गे जस्तो साथी भेटाईदेकै थ्यो --कस्ले ख्वाउला भन्ने चिन्ता होला भनेर हुँदो हो -- के गर्नु र यता आईयो --- उता धेरै छुट्यो --
 
Posted on 12-18-09 12:06 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Great Read !!! Thanks.

Sparrow

 
Posted on 12-18-09 2:59 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Very Nice. Thanx

 
Posted on 12-18-09 8:20 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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jira dai back with bang!

dai, let's hope that krishna bhagawan will come this christmas in santa's outfit with some chinese gifts and indian blessings.....as always, great read....

 
Posted on 12-18-09 8:54 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Nice one... keep em coming 
 
Posted on 12-19-09 12:09 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Nice !!! Enjoyed reading it. Bravo to YOU ! Keep goin.


 


 
Posted on 12-19-09 12:31 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Nice humor... Enjoyed:)


 


 
Posted on 12-19-09 7:18 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Jira,
daami as always! 

 
Posted on 12-20-09 9:52 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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You are on my favorite list!  Great read!  Thanks ..please keep on writing ..
 
Posted on 12-21-09 12:02 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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रिट्ठे, बैरे, स्प्रिंग, ख़ुशी, ग्रेस, ज्याकस्प्यारो, चिप्ले, कार्टमान, त्रिकाल, रस्टी, होमलाल, मधेसी, लभ लाइफ,  - सब्बैलाई धन्नेबाद!!!


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"तर किन किन जति पढो दीप झन झन तरुनो लाग्छ जिरादाई झन झन बुडो। कुरो बुझे मार्दिनु!"

बिर्खे!

 - उमेरको खेला भन्या यही हो

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dai, let's hope that krishna bhagawan will come this christmas in santa's outfit with some chinese gifts and indian blessings.....as always, great read....


नक्कली केटी,

अब उता स्यांताले एस्पाला कसैलाई नि केही पनी नदिनी रे! आर्थिक मंदी ....

 

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"जिरादाईले गंगा मिस्ठान्न भण्डारमा पुषको शनिबार बिहान चिया नास्ता गराको जस्तै भो नी "

 - सरले एस्तो भनेसी मन उतै गो फेरी ...

 

 

 

 



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